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Every Single Grand Finalist In This Year’s “Eurovision” Ranked According To Brilliance
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Every Single Grand Finalist In This Year’s “Eurovision” Ranked According To Brilliance

Hello, salve, guten tag! It’s that time of year again where a lucky cross-section of European nations (plus Oz) compete to be crowned the best singing talent in the land. This year, Italy will host the Eurovision Song Contest in Turin following Måneskin’s victory last year.

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Since you loved our ranking last year, we thought we would do it all over again! Here is every single 2022 finalist ranked according to the opinions of two Eurovision stans (Mariah and Sam) and a Eurovision newbie (Ben).


























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Sam: You really can’t predict where this song is going next! It’s kind of like “Cotton Eyed Joe” meets The Dandy Warhols. Definitely entertaining! 7/10

Mariah: BONKERS! It starts off very rocky, then there’s a rap, then this folky music comes out of nowhere – I love it all! 8/10

Ben: HERE WE GO! This is absolutely wonderful and I have no idea what it is. I would happily have these guys play at my wedding. 8/10

Total: 23/30

What’s your favourite to win this year at Eurovision 2022? Let us know in the comments!

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