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50 Kim Kardashian Tweets From 10 Years Ago That Seem Like They’re From Another Dimension
"Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!" —Kim Kardashian, 2010.

50 Kim Kardashian Tweets From 10 Years Ago That Seem Like They’re From Another Dimension

From about 2009 to early 2012, Kim Kardashian would tweet the most random shit.

Kim Kardashian holding a newspaper Jeff Gentner / Getty Images

We’re talking every little stream of consciousness, and honestly, I miss this kind of internet!

The Kardashians in a garden Kristian Dowling / Getty Images

So, because Kim is one of the only celebrities who hasn’t wiped her socials, these tweets live on. Here are 50 of my favorites…

Kim Kardashian holding a hot dog Isaac Brekken / WireImage / Getty Images

1. This tweet about a smoking baby:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian This 2 year old smoking baby in Indonesia is just disturbing. Is this legal?

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2. This tweet about her pickle revelation:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

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3. This tweet about Kris Humphries:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I'm a slave for you… @KrisHumphries

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4. This tweet about a random woman at a hotel:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Some woman at this hotel just came up 2 me said…"U look so much better alive" What is that supposed 2 mean?

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5. This tweet about Nicole Richie reminding Kim of her jeep:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Nicole Richie reminds me of my jeep

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6. This tweet about her foot falling asleep:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian My foot fell asleep

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7. This tweet about her being able to smell cavities:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me

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8. This other tweet about her smelling cavities:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian i can smell by having one conversation with someone! sooo weird huh!

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9. And this other tweet about her smelling cavities:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Someone has a cavity in the car I'm in. I can smell it.

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10. This tweet about American accents:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Isn't it weird how singers like Rihanna & Celine Dion sing in an American accent but really speak w an accent

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11. This tweet about Germany:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel

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12. This inspirational tweet:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Aspire to inspire before u expire

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13. This tweet about her fear of actually liking olives:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Ate a bite of a salad & an olive was in it.I liked it but scares me bc I hate olives! Hope my taste isn't changing,I don't wanna like olives

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14. This tweet about buttons:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I like the feeling of having buttons to press, not just a touch screen

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15. This tweet about peanuts:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Do peanuts have carbs?

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16. This tweet about her blowdrying all of her jewelry:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Weird Kim fact- I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on! I can't stand putting on cold jewelry, it gives me the chills!

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17. This tweet about her “humpkin”:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I miss my humpkin

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18. This tweet about fairy tales:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Do you believe in Fairy Tales? I do

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19. This tweet about starting a Bible study group:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I want to start a bible study group with my friends!

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20. This tweet about surfing:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian i just surfed the day away…caught a good old radical wave off the coast of bermuda. tubular right dudes?

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21. This other tweet about surfing:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

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22. This tweet about gay bar time:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Gay bar time!!!! Woowhoo!

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23. This tweet about leaving plastic bottles in cars:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Don't drink bottled water thats been left in a car!Heat reacts w the chemicals in the plastic bottle which releases dioxin into the water.

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24. This tweet about SMH:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian SMH means shaking my head

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25. This tweet about being naked right now:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I'm naked right now!!!

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26. This tweet where we we found out her love for seet potatoe:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Happy Thanksgiving twitterfam! Let the cooking begin! I'm starting with my seet potatoe souffle! yummy!

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27. This tweet about her tooth falling out:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian OMG I was chewing a piece of gum and my filling came out!

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28. This tweet about her watching the Discovery Channel:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Watching. Discovery Channel "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" It is so hard 2 believe they didn't know they were pregnant until delivery! Crazy

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29. This tweet about Wi-Fi on airplanes:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I am on a plane right now! Love that I have internet access! So cool!

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30. This other tweet about Wi-Fi on airplanes:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I'm on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!

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31. This tweet about her threatening to order Rosetta Stone:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I'm going to order Rosetta Stone….

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32. This tweet about her angry grandma:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian My grandma won't let me tweet during breakfast! Gotta go! xo

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33. This tweet about doctors:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian How come Dr's never get sick when they see sick people every day!

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34. This tweet about dental care:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I read that If u don't take care of your teeth then u live 6 years less than expected. Lots of disease lives in your mouth!

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35. This tweet about dinosaurs:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I think I had a dream about Dinosaur's last night. LOL

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36. This tweet about Black Friday sucking:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian i dont know bout where u guys livebut out here Black Friday sucked! None of the good stuff was on sale!

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37. This tweet about quotes:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I love quotes

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38. This tweet with a quote she loves:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian "Seeing isnt believing, believing is seeing" -little elf in The Santa Clause

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39. This tweet about Khloé’s soft tongue:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian don't you think @khloekardashian is the softest tongue… When she licks my back I get goose bumps all over… Want a twit pic?

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40. This tweet about her going to Walmart:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian We just got our tree! It's beautiful! Just leaving Walmart now, got amazing ornaments & lights there!

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41. This tweet about Fergie calling her the brunette Marilyn Monroe:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Fergie just told me I look like the brunette Marilyn Monroe!

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42. This tweet about her watching Maury:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Watching paternity tests on Maury! So scandalous!!!

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43. This tweet about her Blackberry:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I die 4 my blackberry & BBM, so I'm team blackberry for life!!!! But might have a little fun with an iphone for the games & cute things 😉

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44. This tweet of her talking about iPhones:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Still haven't set up my iphone yet…I don't have the heart to yet. LOL its already too complicated. I will next year!

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45. This tweet about legendary vocalist Celine Dion:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Celine Dion has the voice of an angel

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46. This tweet about her nickname “Kimbo”:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Everytime I win a game of solitaire online I register my name as Kimbo just for you @BrittGastineau LOL

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47. This tweet about identical twins:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Do identical twins have the same exact DNA? Like if 1 twin murders someone & leaves their DNA, can the other twin get blamed?

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48. This tweet about her watching TCAP:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian I'm watching MSNBC "How to Catch a Predator". This is disgusting that these grown men seek out these young girls! Has anyone seen this show?

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49. This Olive Juice tweet:

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Olive Juice

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50. And last but not least…

Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian tweet dreams

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