We Finally Know Why Meghan Trainor Went to That Sex Shop in 2018
Four years ago, A Star Is Born starring Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper premiered. That year was also the age of Beychella, Ariana Grande’s Pete Davidson breakup bop “thank u, next,” and a skyscraper-hungry raccoon. However, one of the biggest mysteries of 2018 revolved around a viral paparazzi picture of Meghan Trainor and now-husband/Spy Kids actor Daryl Sabara leaving a sex shop gripping a giant, stuffed plastic bag and wearing grim-looking faces. Why did they look sad? What did they buy? Well, thank TikTok, because as of September 27, 2022, our long national worrying is over.
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Trainor participated in the “Super Freaky Girl” storytelling challenge — in which someone begins telling a story with the Nicki Minaj lyrics “One thing about me …” — and she finally revealed the truth about the sex-shop legend. “It was embarrassing / ha ha ha ha,” she began, on beat. “Not what you think / No it wasn’t / It wasn’t for us,” Trainor rapped, getting sidetracked. “I mean we get pretty freaky, but not like too much.” Okay … back to the truth. “It was for … a friend / who was too, too shy to get a vibrator and lube / so I bought it for her” the rhyme queen continued. “But the sad thing was / my husband decided / to wear his feet shoes / and the paparazzi got a picture of it / Oh no!/ The world saw / and it was after a workout / We didn’t look good / we kinda looked sad / and it went viral! / My mother was pissed.”
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So, was it all worth it? Trainor says “Yes,” since her friend had “good sex.” But studying the ’18 image, one can’t help but ponder … the bag looks a little too big for just a vibrator and lube. Maybe she and Daryl do get freakier than she says. I mean, they did poop next to each other (“once”).
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