“Hocus Pocus” Is 29 Years Old – Here Are The 29 Best Quotes Of All Time
Fiyin Olowokandi
“Hocus Pocus” Is 29 Years Old – Here Are The 29 Best Quotes Of All Time
If you didn’t spend your last weekend watching the premiere of Hocus Pocus 2, who are you? The sequel to the beloved classic flew onto Disney+ on September 30, becoming one of the most streamed movie debuts ever to grace the platform.
Naturally, I spent the subsequent day rewatching the original film which first cast its spell on viewers back in 1993. Every year it is just as spooky, witty, and iconic as I remember.
So, fetch your black flame candle and a dead man’s toe. This list is brewing up the most memorable quotes from Hocus Pocus. Dost thou comprehend?
1. “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” — Winifred Sanderson
2. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” —Sarah Sanderson
3. “Fools! All of you! My ungodly book speaks to you!” —Winifred Sanderson
4. “BoooOOOOOooooOOOk!” —Winifred Sanderson
5. “Tuuuuubular.” —Ernie/Ice
6. “Eh, rich people. Probably make us drink cider and bob for apples.” —Dani Dennison
7. “Max likes your yabbos.” —Dani Dennison
8. “Legend says that on a full moon [the black flame candle] will raise spirits from the dead on Halloween night.” —Max Dennison
9. “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Max Dennison
10. “I smell children!” —Mary Sanderson
11. “Shish-ka-baby!” —Mary Sanderson
12. “We must find the book, brew the position, and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise, it’s curtains!” —Winifred Sanderson
13. “It’s a full moon tonight. All the weirdos are out.” —Dani Dennison
14. “Cheese and crust! He’s lost his head!” —Winifred Sanderson
15. “Since this promises to be a most dire and stressful evening, I suggest we form a calming circle.” —Mary
16. “Amok, amok, amok!” —Sarah Sanderson
17. “Bubble, bubble, I am in trouble.” —Bus Driver
18. “Farewell, mortal bus boy!” —Sarah Sanderson
19. “What the heck? Why don’t you come in? Come into the non-smoking section.” —’Master’
20. “I put a spell on you and now you’re mine.” —Winifred Sanderson
21. “Dance, dance, dance until you die!” —Winifred Sanderson
22. “Hag tracks!”
23. “Goodbye cruel world.” —Winifred Sanderson
24. “It says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” —Allison
25. “Damn, damn, double damn!” —Winnie
26. “You know, I’ve always wanted a child. Now I think I’ll have one…on toast!” —Winifred Sanderson
27. “You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!” —Dani
28. [“Go to hell!] “Oh, I’ve been there thank you. I found it quite lovely!” —Winifred Sanderson