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Stay With Me On This One, But These Hot Sauces Are Basically The Liquid Form Of Each Taylor Swift Album
Stay With Me On This One, But These Hot Sauces Are Basically The Liquid Form Of Each Taylor Swift Album,A comprehensive list of Taylor Swift's entire discography and each album's hot sauce counterpart. You're welcome.

Stay With Me On This One, But These Hot Sauces Are Basically The Liquid Form Of Each Taylor Swift Album

1. Taylor Swift — Tabasco Original Red

Republic Records/PuckerButt Pepper Co.

A painfully sad album calls for the most painful hot sauce. “Nothing New,” “All Too Well (10 Minute Version),” “The Lucky One,” and “Forever Winter” have us in tears. So does The Last Dab XXX Hot Sauce, as used in Hot Ones.

5. 1989 — Texas Pete Hot Sauce

Big Machine Records/T.W. Garner Food Company

What’s more classic than Texas Pete? What’s more classic than “This Love,” “Style,” “Blank Space,” and “Wildest Dreams”? That’s right — nothing. People with taste like to tickle their inner fancy with 1989 and Texas Pete.

6. Reputation — Valentina Extra Hot

Big Machine Records/Salsa Tamazula

Putting Valentina Extra Hot on your food will shove you into your Reputation era — there is no other option. With the spiciness of “End Game,” “Look What You Made Me Do,” “Getaway Car,” “…Ready For It,” and “Dancing with Our Hands Tied,” your tongue will be burning as well as your heart (in a good way, of course).

7. Lover — Blue Agave Sriracha

Republic Records/Yellowbird

We LOVE Blue Agave Sriracha, just like we love Lover. We see “Daylight,” we break our hearts with “Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince,” we wear “Paper Rings,” we galavant in the “Daylight,” and we walk around in London with our “London Boy” while “I Think He Knows” we’ll also walk down “Cornelia Street” — all while we enjoy the delicious flavors of Blue Agave Sriracha.

8. Folklore — Frank’s Red Hot

Republic Records/McCormick

The best hot sauce is only as good as the best album. Frank’s Red Hot didn’t hit its peak at “Seven,” its peak is every day of every year, and Folklore does as well. Songs like “August,” “Mad Woman,” “Exile,” “Mirrorball,” “Betty,” and “This Is Me Trying” bring out notes of perfection in each second — just as Frank’s Red Hot’s brings out tasty notes in every food that will touch your tastebuds. It will always be the best. It will never fade or grow old, and nothing else will ever be better.

9. Evermore — Tapatío

Republic Records/Tapatío Foods

What do Tapatío and Evermore both have in common? They’re both an underrated fave. They’re also the second best, but very close to the top. “Dorothea,” “Evermore,” “Cowboy Like Me,” “Ivy,” “‘Tis the Damn Season,” “Champagne Problems,” and “Tolerate It” eat Taylor’s entire discography. The world eats Tapatío. It’s the same thing.

10. Midnights — Ghost Pepper & Blueberry Hot Sauce

Republic Records/Bravado Spice Co.

Bravado’s Ghost Pepper & Blueberry Hot Sauce put our tongues in a “Lavender Haze.” “Maroon,” “Snow on the Beach,” “Midnight Rain,” “Karma,” “…Question?,” and “Glitch” quench all of your needs in a fantastically filling way.