Horny couple saving cash credit Octopus Energy bosses for teatime ‘baby boom’ sex romps
A randy couple confessed they're using the cost of living crisis to have more teatime sex sessions.
A woman signed up to the energy saving scheme trialed by Octopus Energy revealed the advantages for passionate Brits – making more babies.
The scheme encourages Brits to slash their usage during peak times to potentially earn between £1 and £4 cashback. Crucially the plan could help avoid blackouts this winter.
And one horny pair suggested they headed to the bedroom after switching off the lights and TV and their electrical devices.
The brazen woman bragged on Twitter: "There'll be a baby boom after these sessions, and it all be Octopus Energy's fault".