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Here Are 54 Of The Best And Most Memorable Quotes From “Friends”
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Here Are 54 Of The Best And Most Memorable Quotes From “Friends”

I recently read that there are a total of over 5,200 minutes of Friends episodes.

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In other words, just shy of 87 hours — or 236 episodes, or 10 seasons.

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You get the idea.

That’s a lot of opportunities for standout quotes, of which there are many.

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Here are just some of them:

1. “Welcome to the real world!”

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2. “It’s not even for me!”

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3. “WE WERE ON A BREAK!”

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4. “Gum would be perfection.”

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5. “Could I be wearing any more clothes?”

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6. “She’s your lobster.”

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7. “Don’t be in one.”

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8. “Spit-on-your-neck fantastic.”

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9. “MY SANDWICH?!”

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10. “Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

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11. “I had to eat everything.”

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12. “A girl’s gotta eat.”

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13. “You’re doing it wrong.”

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14. “You’re a shoe!”

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15. “Unagi.”

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16. “I’ve missed the last twelve-hundred times.”

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17. “Can I eat it?”

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18. “I don’t want to.”

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19. “Why didn’t you make a copy?”

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20. “Does she have a wedding dress?”

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21. “She is just my wife.”

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22. “A great deal of sweating.”

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23. “I don’t hang up on your friends.”

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24. “‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’”

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25. “Damn the jellyfish.”

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26. “Who’s FICA?”

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27. “No more falafel.”

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28. “My diamond shoes are too tight!’”

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29. “I’d pee on any one of you!”

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30. “They don’t know.”

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31. “I think I could show this cake a good time.”

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32. “Why do they have to become people?”

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33. “Say the right name.”

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34. “I like…maintaining you.”

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35. “JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!”

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36. “Princess Consuela.”

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37. “Still talking!”

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38. “Decisions.”

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39. “PIVOT!”

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40. “SHUT UP!”

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41. “A moo point.”

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42. “We must alert the church elders!”

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43. “Just be yourself.”

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44. “Beef in the trifle!”

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45. “A no-sex pact, huh?”

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46. “The only response to ‘I love you…'”

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47. “Naked Thursdays.”

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48. “This is for life.”

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49. “I know!”

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50. “NOOOOOOOOOO.”

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51. “Tastes like feet.”

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52. “I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

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53. “How you doin’?”

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54. “Smelly cat, smelly cat.”

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Was your favorite quote on the list? If not, sound off in the comments!

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