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I Love All Chrises (Except One), But The Time Has Come For Me To Make A Definitive Ranking Of Every Famous Chris
This truly pained me to make; tough decisions had to be made. I'm sorry, Chris.

I Love All Chrises (Except One), But The Time Has Come For Me To Make A Definitive Ranking Of Every Famous Chris

As we all know, there are MANY Chrises in Hollywood, and they are (mostly) very hot, very cool, and very nice. It’s honestly SO hard to choose between them — so when the “Who’s the best Chris?” question cycles through Twitter every few months, I find myself at a loss.

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19. Next up we have…and you’re not going to believe this one…Chris Evans! I know what you’re going to say; this is the same as the last one. But that’s where you’re wrong. This Chris Evans isn’t wearing sunglasses.

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18. Next up…and this was a really, really hard decision…I gotta go with Chris Evans. WITH PUPPIES.

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17. Next up HAS to be High School Chris Evans.

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14. Sorry, Chris — onto the next Chris! I call this masterpiece “Chris Evans With Dog (2022, colorized).”

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12. Next on the list is, of course, Chris Evans. With whipped cream that I’d like to lick off his body.

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11. And I mean, how could we forget Chris Evans in bed???

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10. This is one of my personal favorite Chrises. I call it smirking Chris Evans.

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9. I love a man who can be fun and silly and play dress-up with me and the kids. So next up, I gotta go with Chris Evans.

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8. Something about bloody Chris Evans just does it for me.

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3. You gotta love squinting-like-he-can’t-quite-see-you Chris Evans.

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2. This Chris Evans is literally ~on fire~.

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And finally, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…the # 1 Chris in Hollywood… Are you ready???

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Here he is…the #1 Chris…

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1. LOL, I’m just kidding. Can you imagine??? No, it’s obviously Chris Evans.

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Who’s your fave Chris — Chris Evans or Chris Evans? Let us know in the comments below!