People Are Sharing What They Believe Are The “Dumbest Lyrics Of All Time” And Listen…Points Were Made
Allie Hayes
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These are whatever the opposite of a Vecna song would be.
People Are Sharing What They Believe Are The “Dumbest Lyrics Of All Time” And Listen…Points Were Made
Recently in a viral thread, redditor u/analogcpu asked, “What is the dumbest lyric of all time?” and music lovers came together to share (and hilariously react) to some truly questionable verses!
^Me listening to these songs to properly round up this post.
So, with that in mind, here are some of the most ridiculous song lyrics shared, as well as Redditors’ funniest reactions to learning about them/remembering them:
1. “Drowning” by A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ft. Kodak Black
Team 10 / Empire—u/skjaerr
“I’ve heard Jake Paul try to defend this by saying that there is a real city called ‘England’ (I believe it’s in the US? Maybe?), but that clearly isn’t what you meant, Jake. The lyric is about Nick Crompton, and he’s from the UK — where England is not a fucking city.”
—u/BeelzebubParty
You can listen to the song here:
Polo Grounds / J / Mr. 305—u/gezza87
“…was he sponsored by Kodak and pressured to work it into the song multiple times?!”
—u/carissadraws
You can listen to the song here:
Young Money / Cash Money / Universal Motown—u/krufarong
“I’ve never heard this song (thankfully), so I read these lyrics to the melody of Avril Lavigne’s ‘Sk8er Boi.’ It works so well!”
—u/diller9132
You can listen to the song here:
Psychopathic—u/Kamikaze_Bacon
“I don’t care what anyone says or how goddamn stupid that song is. It still slaps.”
—u/Umbra427
You can listen to the song here:
Warner Bros. Nashville—u/PublicEnemaNumberOne
“I like a good country song when I hear it, but this ain’t it. Yuck.”
—u/ProfessorGigs
You can listen to the song here:
Back Lot Music / i Am Other / Columbia—u/Vonnicles
“That song is basically ‘If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands’ for drunk adults.”
—u/Mackem101
You can listen to the song here:
Republic—u/Snoo-99841
“This one causes me physical pain because…who takes them down before then?!”
—u/Snoo-99841
You can listen to the song here:
Arista—u/praisecarcinoma
“This shit is amazing. I know it’s terrible and nonsensical, but it’s amazingly so. It’s hilarious.”
—u/musicdoesntsuck
You can listen to the song here:
Columbia / Sony—u/zoomba2378
“What fucking numpty producer deemed that an acceptable lyric?”
—u/zoomba2378
You can listen to the song here:
Shady / Aftermath / Interscope—u/kbone307
“Eminem’s lyrics have always made me think he’s probably great at dad jokes.”
—u/JamesKSK13
You can listen to the song here:
Epic—u/YorockPaperScissors
“Chicago has a shoreline on a massive lake, but it’s nowhere near the coast. It makes me wonder if Sade (who is not from the US) saw a picture of Chicago’s beaches, thought it was on the east coast, and wrote the lyric under the wrong impression.”
—u/YorockPaperScissors
You can listen to the song here:
Creation—u/WellOkayMaybe
“Liam Gallagher is a talented moron.”
—u/WellOkayMaybe
You can listen to the song here:
Island / Interscope—u/GundamMaker
“Bono has answered this question in an interview! The answer was, ‘There may have been some alcohol involved.’ So, yeah, it’s not the best reason.”
—u/Pinglenook
You can listen to the song here:
Uni / DJM—u/Qulisk
“Nah, it isn’t, but he’s a rocket man, so it’s a legitimate concern.”
—u/thephotoman
You can listen to the song here:
Mercury—u/Richie2516
“Tommy needs to learn to actually whisper…”
—u/Richie2516
You can listen to the song here:
Roadrunner—u/MyFatHead
“Damn…that song is my guilty pleasure ?.”
—u/SaintGalahad
You can listen to the song here:
RCA—u/HUE_nicorn
“…Have you seen Mick Jagger?!”
—u/HUE_nicorn
You can listen to the song here:
Arista—u/V02D
“Um, yeah. You could make it more obvious. You’re being vague as hell, Avril Lavigne!”
—u/Loganp812
You can listen to the song here:
Island—u/ortz087
“I love The Killers and I hate that fucking lyric!”
—u/Wolfwoods_Sister
You can listen to the song here:
Atlantic / Top Dog—u/JuicyEast
“I hate this song so much. I hate the ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ and ‘Werewolves of London’ mix. I am in complete shock and awe at how this atrocity of a song was as popular as it was.”
—u/JuicyEast
You can listen to the song here:
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Well, there ya have it! Do you agree with these? What do you believe is the “dumbest” song lyric of all time? Share your pick(s) in the comments below!
Some responses were edited for length and/or clarity. H/T: Reddit.
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