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People Are Sharing What They Believe Are The “Dumbest Lyrics Of All Time” And Listen…Points Were Made
Recently in a viral thread, redditor u/analogcpu asked, “What is the dumbest lyric of all time?” and music lovers came together to share (and hilariously react) to some truly questionable verses!
So, with that in mind, here are some of the most ridiculous song lyrics shared, as well as Redditors’ funniest reactions to learning about them/remembering them:
1. “Drowning” by A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ft. Kodak Black
“I’ve heard Jake Paul try to defend this by saying that there is a real city called ‘England’ (I believe it’s in the US? Maybe?), but that clearly isn’t what you meant, Jake. The lyric is about Nick Crompton, and he’s from the UK — where England is not a fucking city.”
—u/BeelzebubParty
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“…was he sponsored by Kodak and pressured to work it into the song multiple times?!”
—u/carissadraws
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“I’ve never heard this song (thankfully), so I read these lyrics to the melody of Avril Lavigne’s ‘Sk8er Boi.’ It works so well!”
—u/diller9132
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“I don’t care what anyone says or how goddamn stupid that song is. It still slaps.”
—u/Umbra427
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“I like a good country song when I hear it, but this ain’t it. Yuck.”
—u/ProfessorGigs
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“That song is basically ‘If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands’ for drunk adults.”
—u/Mackem101
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“This one causes me physical pain because…who takes them down before then?!”
—u/Snoo-99841
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“This shit is amazing. I know it’s terrible and nonsensical, but it’s amazingly so. It’s hilarious.”
—u/musicdoesntsuck
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“What fucking numpty producer deemed that an acceptable lyric?”
—u/zoomba2378
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“Eminem’s lyrics have always made me think he’s probably great at dad jokes.”
—u/JamesKSK13
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“Chicago has a shoreline on a massive lake, but it’s nowhere near the coast. It makes me wonder if Sade (who is not from the US) saw a picture of Chicago’s beaches, thought it was on the east coast, and wrote the lyric under the wrong impression.”
—u/YorockPaperScissors
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“Liam Gallagher is a talented moron.”
—u/WellOkayMaybe
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“Bono has answered this question in an interview! The answer was, ‘There may have been some alcohol involved.’ So, yeah, it’s not the best reason.”
—u/Pinglenook
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“Nah, it isn’t, but he’s a rocket man, so it’s a legitimate concern.”
—u/thephotoman
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“Tommy needs to learn to actually whisper…”
—u/Richie2516
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“Damn…that song is my guilty pleasure ?.”
—u/SaintGalahad
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“…Have you seen Mick Jagger?!”
—u/HUE_nicorn
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“Um, yeah. You could make it more obvious. You’re being vague as hell, Avril Lavigne!”
—u/Loganp812
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“I love The Killers and I hate that fucking lyric!”
—u/Wolfwoods_Sister
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“I hate this song so much. I hate the ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ and ‘Werewolves of London’ mix. I am in complete shock and awe at how this atrocity of a song was as popular as it was.”
—u/JuicyEast
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Well, there ya have it! Do you agree with these? What do you believe is the “dumbest” song lyric of all time? Share your pick(s) in the comments below!
Some responses were edited for length and/or clarity. H/T: Reddit.