Though not without its faults, which I will mention in more depth later, Friends is a stellar sitcom. I love it. In fact, I love it so much that I have decided to rank the 50 best Friends episodes.
50. “The One With the Holiday Armadillo” (Season 7, Episode 10)
43. “The One With Phoebe’s Birthday Dinner” (Season 9, Episode 5)
If this episode didn’t have a storyline that hinged on Monica tricking Chandler into sleeping with her, it’d rank a lot higher. I’m not going to talk about that plot, other than to say their fighting at Phoebe’s birthday dinner is a necessary source of tension. Instead, I’m going to talk about Phoebe and Joey sitting in a nice restaurant, waiting over an hour for their other friends to arrive at Phoebe’s birthday celebration, and Rachel and Ross accidentally locking Emma in their apartment, making them very late. Both of these storylines — especially Phoebe and Joey’s understandable deterioration of patience — are great, as is the episode’s climax, which has Phoebe expressing her anger at her non-Joey friends (while Judy Geller sits at the bar with Emma), before she leaves to go spend time with Mike. Joey is left to pick up the pieces of everyone’s abandoned meals, and boy does he.
42. “The One With the Cake” (Season 10, Episode 4)
41. Pilot / “The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate” (Season 1, Episode 1)
I am reluctant to give any television pilot points solely for fulfilling its traditional brief of looking you dead in the eyes and saying, “Here are our characters. Here is their world. Here is why you should care.” However, when the brief is fulfilled this well, when we know exactly who Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are and what they mean to each other, when the tone is right there from the first line, when the episode ends with Ross turning around to his sister and saying, “I just grabbed a spoon,” followed by applause from a raptured audience, it’s too close to magic for me to let it go.
40. “The One With the Dozen Lasagnas” (Season 1, Episode 12)
39. “The One Where They’re Up All Night” (Season 7, Episode 12)
38. “The One With Phoebe’s Wedding” (Season 10, Episode 12)
Mike’s vows are right, Phoebe is wonderfully weird. It’s only fitting that her wedding would end up taking place at night outside Central Perk in the middle of a winter storm, with Joey officiating and Ross holding a smelly dog groomsman. Rachel and Monica act as bridesmaid and bonkers intense maid of honor, respectively, and Chandler walks Phoebe down the aisle, which is a lovely moment that I don’t think gets enough credit. Marriage is never really something that Phoebe is heading toward for the first nine years of Friends, but the show makes you forget that with a groom and ceremony this sweet.
37. “The One on the Last Night” (Season 6, Episode 6)
Like most sitcom characters, none of the Friends friends are great at change. It’s OK; it’s the antithesis of their nature, which is to stay the same as they were in the show’s original premise, living the same lives the audience agreed to give their time to in an emotional contract around, say, Episode 5. In Friends‘ case, large parts of those lives are that Monica and Rachel live together and Chandler and Joey live across the hall. Six seasons pass before anybody moves from these positions for a substantial amount of time. When they do, in “The One on the Last Night,” it is a wonderful, loving look at dynamics and histories, fully aware of how big of a deal this episode is for the show. It is, as they literally say, “The end of an era.”
36. “The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS” (Season 5, Episode 4)
35. “The One With All the Kissing” (Season 5, Episode 2)
Sure, one of the best choices Friends makes is turning Chandler and Monica’s night in London into a relationship, but the real masterstroke is the choice to keep that a secret. It quickens the heart rate of the first half of Season 5, like the show is dancing though a heist, elevating an already stellar era of storylines. “The One With All the Kissing” is the first time Friends has this thump, thump, thump in its normal environment, and it is glorious. Also, Ross is struggling because, you know, he just said another woman’s name at the altar, the woman in question is in love with him, and Phoebe is envious of the non-pregnant friends’ trip to London. It’s all great stuff.
Note: While it’s very fun, Chandler kisses Rachel and Phoebe, and possibly Monica, without their consent in this episode.
34. “The One With All the Thanksgivings” (Season 5, Episode 8)
It’s a testament to Friends‘ creativity that the flashback-centered Thanksgiving episode happens as late as Season 5, because it’s such an easy win. Most of the stories focus on Monica and Chandler’s past (and how he fat-shamed her and then she tried to trick him into getting naked, fun stuff), but we also get Rachel and Ross’s deliciously ’80s selves, Phoebe’s previous lives, and Joey getting a turkey stuck on his head. Monica, too, wears a turkey on her head near the episode’s end, though it’s a voluntary act of apology that leads to Chandler telling her he loves her for the first time.
33. “The One With the Boobies” (Season 1, Episode 13)
32. “The One Without the Ski Trip” (Season 3, Episode 17)
31. “The One with Phoebe’s Husband” (Season 2, Episode 4)
30. “The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line” (Season 4, Episode 7)
29. “The One With the Birthing Video” (Season 8, Episode 15)
28. “The One With the Lottery” (Season 9, Episode 18)
25. “The One With the Birth” (Season 1, Episode 23)
24. “The Last One” (Season 10, Episodes 17 & 18)
I’m not here to argue over whether Rachel should have gotten off the plane. She had to because that’s Friends: warm, optimistic, and reverential to love above all else. Some of that love lives in romance, like Chandler and Monica, whose twins are born in this episode, but, as the finale celebrates, Friends is really about the kind of love that only exists in deep adult friendships. It’s about Phoebe driving Ross to the airport in her grandmother’s cab so he can tell Rachel he loves her. It’s about Chandler and Joey breaking open the foosball table to find a chick and a duck trapped inside. It’s about walking away from your youth, from your last 10 years, and starting a new chapter with your friends by your side, even if the audience won’t be anymore.
23. “The One With the Lesbian Wedding” (Season 2, Episode 11)
22. “The One Where They All Turn Thirty” (Season 7, Episode 14)
For a show that delays the aging of its characters long past what’s logical, “The One Where They All Turn Thirty” sure does jump head-first into, “Well, here we are, just a bunch of 30-year-olds” and nail it. The unique flashback-heavy format tackles four great storylines, four 30th birthdays, with Rachel’s present-day celebration as the grounded focal point. The two birthdays that don’t get plots, Chandler’s and Joey’s, are hit quickly early on and highlight Joey’s sobbing response to the milestone, the extreme version of Rachel’s discontent. She may not be pleased about turning 30, but we wouldn’t have this gem without her.
21. “The One With Chandler in a Box” (Season 4, Episode 8)
Richard’s son comes to Thanksgiving basically as Monica’s date — “It’s like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.” Ross is angry that Rachel returns every gift she ever gets — “Like ’em, like ’em? Or I’d like to get store credit for that amount like ’em?” But it’s Chandler spending the day inside a box as penance for kissing Kathy, Joey’s girlfriend, that moves this one into Classic territory. Chandler’s finger peaking out of the air hole, waving goodbye after Kathy ends it because of the damage being caused to Chandler and Joey’s friendship, is sadder and more romantic than it has any right to be.