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Pub shames banned punters with brutal list – from ‘Mickey Two Suits’ to ‘Staring Pervert’
Pub shames banned punters with brutal list – from 'Mickey Two Suits' to 'Staring Pervert',We have all heard of people being barred from pubs now and then, but one boozer's list of banned punters has gone viral for being nothing other than absolutely hilarious

Pub shames banned punters with brutal list – from ‘Mickey Two Suits’ to ‘Staring Pervert’

The internet is talking about a pub's list of banned punters thanks to its colourful collection of weird and wonderful nicknames.

Some of the customers featured on the banned list include "That Blonde B****", "Mickey Two Suits" and "Staring Pervert".

A note about the pub was shared to the Reddit page CasualUK, and now people can't stop talking about the pub, which is thought to be located in South London.

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A bloke named Jason topped the list – and it's said he only goes by his first name.

He was closely followed by Adam the Deaf Guy, One Armed Kieth (sic), Mickey Two Suits, Fat Paul and the funnily named Vitriolic Queen.

Other barred punters included Glaswegian, The Ginger Drunk T**t called Angus, That Blonde B****, Crazy Linda, The Ex Con Chav T**t, Tall Chavvy Fighting Idiot of Old and the simply named Mr Beaumont and Mr Roe.

People have been left in hysterics over a pub's list of banned customers
The names given to people on the list are absolutely hilarious (Image: Reddit)
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    Obviously Brits were left in awe of the list when they saw it, and many were quick to share their thoughts about the funny names.

    One Reddit user replied: "I have never met any of these people, but I do know that this pub is nowhere near as interesting as it used to be."

    Another added: "Their own chef ..lol."

    A third added: "Honestly this sounds like a lot of fun. Crazy Linda? Fat Paul. Mickey Two Suits?"

    Meanwhile, a fourth chirped in: "Aww what did Fat Paul do?"

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